Ben Grimm totally rocks! Reason #9

Why does Ben Grimm totally rock?



9. He won't sit there at the sidelines and listen to a pseudo-scientific explanation. Instead, he's a man of action and words: and those words are usually "It's clobberin' time!"

He's the best of both worlds, and he's big, rocky, and orange. And nothing rhymes with orange. Come to think of it, nothing rhymes with silver, either. Isn't that weird? What is it about certain colors that they don't rhyme with other things...hey, purple! Purple doesn't rhyme with anything else, does it? Hmmm... burble... curple... durple... furble... Oh! Sorry. Now you know...another reason why Ben Grimm totally rocks.

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